Some words on my manhood.

Welcome back to Tasteful Public Toilets. Today I would like to take a moment to explain a revelation that I stumbled upon last night. It has come to my attention that despite my best efforts, my reviews have been falling short. See, try as I might to provide the complete bathroom experience through the power of the internet, I can only provide 50% of what is required for a thorough review. This is because I am a man.

Despite what some have accused me of, I would never want to enter a women's bathroom; it would be intrusive and wrong. However, I think that I would not be doing my due diligence if I did not somehow provide the full intergender report on my favorite (and least favorite) public toilets.

This is where I need to call upon my loyal followers for help.

I am asking you to reach out to your friends and family to find me a female public bathroom correspondent for this blog. I need a dedicated young woman who is devoted to uncovering the truth of Charleston's public toilets.

Obviously I would need to have her out to dinner first for a sort of informal job interview. Probably somewhere fancy, maybe Anson's. My treat, of course. And if we both enjoyed how the interview was going, she would be more than welcome to come back to my apartment and further discuss bathroom businesses and activities. Only if she wanted to. And if I brought her on as a TPT correspondent, we could take trips downtown on the weekends to review some bathrooms, maybe stopping at a cozy little cafe and just getting lost in conversation.

Please help.

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Public Restroom Downtown Summerville

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