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Public Restroom at the Visitor's Center

 Air conditioning, spacious stalls, and firm water pressure? Am I in heaven? This bathroom is nicer than the bathroom in my own apartment. Sometimes I take a drive down to the visitor's center from my home in Hanahan just to use their facilities. When I'm feeling a little rebellious I sneak a couple squares of their lovely paper into my jacket pocket as a treat for later. Make sure to get here early though because this bathroom is a local hotspot for Charleston public restroom enthusiasts such as myself. Every time I pop a squat in this location I leave feeling refreshed, relieved, and ready to take on the day.

As far as I have seen, this is the cleanest, most well-lit public restroom Charleston has to offer. Gosh, to be a fly on the wall in the architect's office while he designed this. Everything from the tiled floors to the quiet gush of the faucets will tickle the senses in the most divine fashion. I especially appreciate the attention to detail paid by the cleaning crew who oversees this particular establishment. Sometimes I have to stop myself from sneaking a lick of the floor when nobody's looking because the tiling is just too darn spotless to go unappreciated.

Stay pooping, everyone.

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