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Public Restroom at Aquarium Garage Cty

 This restroom is one of the nicer ones you'll find in Charleston. Upon arrival, you will see that it is extra spacious and can accommodate both you and a group of your friends at the same time. From the exterior, it seems a little small, but entering this restroom evokes a feeling similar to that of one Harry Potter upon entering Perkin's tent. The walls between the urinals are extremely thick, tall, and long, so you can treat yourself to a worry-free whiz without the thought of potentially being able to see the unspeakable areas of other men weighing on your mind. The toilet paper quality is a little on the lower end, but that is standard for public restrooms. Such is the price enthusiasts like myself pay for the privilege to relieve ourselves in the privacy of a public restroom.

During my visit to the Public Restroom at Aquarium Garage Cty, I was actually personally shown into the restroom ten minutes before it was officially scheduled to open by a polite young parking garage attendant. His kind smile and friendly demeanor were all I could think about as I was standing at the urinal, buttocks flapping in the morning breeze.

As all of my readers know, I cherish the ability and opportunity to be able to share my passion for Charleston's public restrooms and it is because of experiences like this.

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